All of our animals have been rescued from less-than-ideal circumstances. In the spirit of moving forward and having fun, we have slightly tweaked the back stories of our Stars. Enjoy!
The Goats
Theodore
Theodore was one of our original rescues in 2015. He is a 9-year-old Nubian mix who enjoys sunning himself on the mini-barn roof, playful tomfoolery, and carefully holding on to his last remaining lower incisor.
Favorite Song
“Goat Your Own Way” by Fleetwood Mac
Bennie
Bennie came to us (with his gal pal, Birdie) in 2016. He is an 8-year-old Alpine mix who enjoys goat yoga, fine salmonberry leaf cuisine, and dancing in the moonlight. When Bennie arrived, he was wearing only electric boots and a mohair suit left over from his wildly unsuccessful stage career.
Favorite Song
“Don’t Goat Breaking My Heart” by Elton John & Kiki Dee
Minnie Riperton
Minnie came to us as a package deal with Hamilton, Joe Frank, and Reynolds. She is a Pygmy goat mix who loves the attention of being the only babe in the barn. She was found living downtown, driving all the old men crazy.
Favorite Song
“Don’t Let the Sun Goat Down on Me” by Elton John
Hamilton, Joe Frank & Reynolds
These 2-year-old Nigerian Dwarf mixes have plenty of spunk, spirit, and vigor. They were rescued from a second-rate ’70s county fair musical tour where they played their lone hits, “Don’t Pull Your Love” and “Fallin’ In Love.”
Favorite Song
“Goat All the Way” by The Raspberries
Hall & Oates
Hall and Oates were out of touch, tied up without water in a shipping container in Arlington. They said, “We can’t go for that”, learned how to untie knots and, one on one, made their way to Barn Stars. When we heard their story, we knew we couldn’t go for that and subsequently made their dreams come true.
Favorite Song
“Everytime You Goat Away” by Hall and Oates
Joe Cocker
Joe was rescued from an illegal cock-fighting ring. (Really!) He likely was too young at the time to have actually fought, but now he preaches love and peace in the barn, living in harmony with the goats — but still uses his fighting skills to protect his buddy, Ichabod, from the alpha goats. He reminds us of his ominous presence every morning at about 5 am!
Favorite Song
“She Came in through the Barnyard Window” by Joe Cocker
The Chicken Brothel
Madame Buttercup
The head chicken in the brothel, Madame Buttercup oversees the laying of the eggs and meeting of the egg quotas and deadlines. She is a Sicilian Buttercup who was a mob informant and is now in the Chicken Protection Program. Or at least she was …
Favorite Song
“The Chicken Strut” by The Meters
Coco Vin
A Gold Laced Wyandotte, Coco enjoys watermelon, bobbing her head in a rhythmic vertical motion, and teeter-totters. She came to us when she dared to cross the road.
Favorite Song
“Chicken Train” by The Ozark Mountain Daredevils
Barbara Bock Bock
Barbara is an Ameraucana who loves hunting potato bugs and lounging in the sun on her swing set. Barbara came from Miami, F.L.A., hitchhiked her way across the U.S.A., plucked her feathers on the way, and showed up on a sunny day.
Favorite Song
“Dixie Chicken” by Little Feat
Marilyn McCoop
Although Marilyn is a chicken of unknown genetic makeup, she claims to have direct lineage to the rebels of the Great Louisville KFC Chicken Escape of 1971. She excels in the game of Chicken, never blinking an eye, never backing down.
Favorite Song
“Do the Funky Chicken” by Rufus Thomas
Penny McClucker
An Ameraucana, Penny is a jovial and giving chicken whose selfless attitude places her at the bottom of the proverbial pecking order in the Brothel. But she doesn’t care cuz’ Penny’s head is always in the clouds, longing for the day she finally flies. You may say she’s a dreamer, but she’s not the only one.
Favorite Song
“Time for Me to Fly” by REO Speedwagon
Quackerville
J.P. Quackers & Gertrude
J.P. Quackers and Gertrude were found wandering around the City Dump looking for Ketchikan the Animal Man. They are real clowns who enjoy Saturday morning cartoons with a bowl of Cap’n Crunch. They are the ODs of our new Duck Sanctuary.
Favorite Songs
“With a Little Duck” by Paul McCartney & Wings and “You Got Ducky” by Tom Petty & the Heartbreakers
The Angels
Meet the Angels: Farrah, Jacqueline & Kate. This lovely trio of rescues will be working on mysteries without any clue
Favorite Songs
“Angel of the Morning” by Juice Newton and “Kiss an Angel Good Mornin'” by Charley Pride
Esmerelda
Esmerelda is a Fawn & White Indian Runner Duck who was secretly smuggled to our farm from our southern border after being forced to be an Oregon Duck. After realizing that she is truly a Cougar/Husky mix, Esmerelda decided she was leaving (leaving) on the Midnight Train to Maltby to find a simpler place and time.
Favorite Song
“Keep on Duckin'” by Eddie Kendricks
Lady Marmalade & Sister Christian (aka The Chucks)
These two ladies came to us as a package deal with The Angels and actually believe they are ducks. Who are we to argue? You can find the Chucks motoring daily around the Quack Shack with a little gitchie, gitchie, ya-ya da-da in their steps!
NOTE: We are sad to report that Sister Christian passed in January 2024.
Favorite Songs
(no big surprise) “Lady Marmalade” by LaBelle & “Sister Christian” by Night Ranger
Brown Sugar & Foxy Brown
These two “sisters from another rooster” arrived to us from different donors on the same day, immediately took a shining to each other and have been inseparable ever since. Now that they are here, they are Shining Stars, shining bright to see what they can truly be.
Favorite Songs
“Brown Sugar” (duh) by The Rolling Stones and “Foxy Lady” by Jimi Hendrix
Chuckles & Blackbeard
Except for their size, these galloping gals are identical Australorps. Chuckles is Mini-Me to Blackbeard’s Dr. Evil. Although they may appear harmless, these two are secretly plotting total world domination from their underground chicken lair.
Favorite Songs
“Every Chicken Wants to Rule the World” by Tears for Fears & “It’s the End of the Coop as We Know It” by R.E.M.
Hazelnut
Hazelnut is a former CIA (Chicken Intelligence Agency) operative specializing in the infiltration of foreign chicken farms looking for national security threats and keeping America safe. She may well be here spying on Chuckles and Blackbeard.
Favorite Song
“Somebody’s Watching Me” by Bockwell
Pepper Anderson
Pepper is Quackerville’s official Police Woman. She monitors the perimeter, alerts the flock for hawks and loves a good glazed donut. Angie Dickinson would be proud!
Favorite Song
“Every Little Thing She Pecks is Magic” by The Police
The Pig Pen
Laverne & Shirley
Laverne and Shirley are the new crew to the zoo. They thoroughly enjoy destroying our fields and then giving us the “what’d I do?” look. Give them any chance, they’ll take it. Read them any rule, they’ll break it.
Favorite Songs
“Pig Girls Don’t Cry” by The Four Seasons and “Baby What a Pig Surprise” by Chicago
Fallen Stars
Scout
Is it a wonder we feel a little lonely? He’s not just the only one. He’s the one and only.
Ichabod & Louie
One for all and all for one. Just as sure as the river’s gonna run. Blood on blood.
ChewPaca
He wasn’t here for a long time, but he was here for a good time!
Goldie Hen
Only you came when I needed a friend. Believed in me through thick and thin.
Birdie
A spitfire til the end, always running wild and lookin’ pretty.
Mavis McNugget
Mavis came and she gave without taking.
Rowena Ravenclaw
Rowena was like a first-morning dew on a brand new day.
Amador & Apolo
Amador (left) & Apolo were our first residents who came with the farm when we bought it in 2014. They were the leaders of the pack and the defenders of the barn. They truly inspired the idea of Barn Stars. They both lived carefree lives on the farm and passed at the ages of 13 (Apolo) and 16 (Amador).
Rose
Our OG (original goat) and mother of Theodore. She made us sing like a guitar hummin’.
Staff Stars
Hazel (dog) & Freddie (cat), Farm Security
Hazel and Freddie are the latest security team here at Barn Stars. When they aren’t sleeping in, taking their MANY union breaks, or simply eating their own feet, these two are using the remaining hour of their day to keep a diligent watch for predators, safety violations, or the dreaded FedEx driver. They are both graduates of the acclaimed Inspector Clouseau Academy. We are privileged to have them on our team!
Favorite Song
“Cat Fight (Over a Dog Like Me)” by Stray Cats
The Stars on Instagram
People laugh when we tell them Joe thinks he’s a goat. Oh but he does!! Truly a Barn Star🥰
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The beauty never ends.
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Captain Freddie at your service!
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Join Greg & Laverne at the
BARN STARS TOPGOLF: SHANKS FOR THANKS
Sunday, May 31st from 12-3pm at Topgolf in Renton
Ticket includes food, golf and memories!
Tickets available at the clicklink or our website,
www.barnstarsanimalrescue.org
Oink Up!!!
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TICKETS ARE GOING FAST!!!
Only TWO more weeks to buy your BARN STARS TOPGOLF tickets.
Join us at Topgolf in Renton on Sunday, May 31st from 12-30pm for “Shanks for Thanks”, a fundraiser for our fun little rescue farm. Ticket includes a Fajita Fiesta buffet, 3 hours of “precision” golf shots and a no-host bar. There will be prizes, a raffle and the second annual Barn Stars Tournament.
Tickets available on this clicklink or at our website,
www.barnstarsanimalrescue.org.
See you there,
Danelle & Greg
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Don’t forget to get your tickets for Topgolf: Shanks for Thanks”
Details:
Sunday May 31st from 12-3pm at Topgolf in Renton. Tickets include three hours of golf, a Fiesta Fajita buffet and non-alcoholic drinks (of course a private, no-host bar will be there to help you on the first tee!)
There will also be a tournament and raffle with fab prizes including a 3-month Topgolf membership.
Tickets available thru the clicklink in this page or thru our website: www.barnstarsanimalrescue.org
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Spring has sprung at the farm! 🪻💜
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#springhassprung #springflowers
Come on down to Topgolf in Renton on Sunday, May 31st from 12-3 and support our Stars of the Barn! Ticket price includes 3 hours of golf, a Fiesta Fajita buffet and non-alcoholic beverages. A no-host bar will be available for your first tee jitters. We’ll cap the day off with a festive raffle!
Click on the linktree for tickets or go to www.barnstarsanimalrescue.org.
See you there!
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We didn’t raise no dummies here at Barn Stars!!
#chickensofinstagram🐔 #farmanimalsanctuary #farmlife #funnychickens #barnstarsanimalrescue
Spring has sprung so come on down to the farm, soak up the sun and meet the Chucks (and get a big “kiss” from Quackers)!
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Shanks for Thanks!
Come on down to Topgolf in Renton on Sunday, May 31st and tee `em up for our furry farm friends!
Last year was a great time had by all.
Buy tickets at the linktree Website link.
Introducing Millie, the newest addition to the farm! Only 2 years old, Millie is going to bring her youthful enthusiasm and gentle giant demeanor to Barn Stars. We look forward to many years with our newest family member.
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